Turns out that is not only true for Pringles potato chips, but also true for Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle, who has been charged with masturbating in the library. The reasons that this is worrying are two fold:
1. It's so unbelievably bizarre. Come on Stanley, can you not keep it in your pants until you get home? You had to whip it out right there in the library, next to some girl!? And apparently that wasn't the first time that you did it either:
A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall's main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m, when police said a man entered the building behind the woman and followed her to the stairwell landing where he began to masturbate. A similar description of the man was given in both incidents, police said. No charges have been filed for the McElwain Hall incident.
Oh Stanley, oh my dear Stanley.
The second reason that this is worrying is that the legal troubles for Penn State athletics continue, and now they are spreading to other sports. Sure, having a ton of problems with the football team was bad enough, but now that it is involving basketball players as well is a bit more than I can handle.
Hopefully the players will be able to behave themselves in the future, and Stanley, might I suggest the bathroom for doing...that...in the future. Not the library bathroom, not your friend's bathroom, your own bathroom! Jeez!
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In football related news, I have gotten extremely excited about Penn State football prospect Tavon Austin. He's not the biggest guy on the field at 5'9.5" and 170 pounds, but he is quick and can juke some guys as well. For some reason I'm not able to embed highlights from his junior year on here, but you can check them on Youtube here.
Not only were the highlights the reason that I have become interested in him, its what he's been saying about Penn State. We've already given him an offer, and he says that Penn State is in his top two:
With more offers than he can count right now it should be a heated battle to land this outstanding prospect. In this interview with Scout.com's Dave Berk, Austin names Penn State and West Virginia as his leaders.
Unfortunately you do have to be a Scout.com subscriber to see that interview, but you don't have to be a subscriber to see that article.
However, it is very early, and Tavon has said that he doesn't want to commit until January of '09, so just because Penn State and WVU are his top two right now, it doesn't mean that this will be the case come time for his commitment. Also, he has been compared to WVU running back Noel Divine, which could be a reason why he might be favoring WVU at this time.
Only time will tell on this one, and I will be keeping a close watch on him as the recruiting process moves along.